CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
BY JENNIFER PALUMBO
In an effort to keep Martha Stewart from going to jail, her lawyers tried to play the “Race Card”. Unfortunately however, the Superior Race wasn't considered a minority.
Martha initially came up with every excuse of why she couldn't go to jail ranging from how much she hated the move, The Shawshank Redemption, to being unable to move into any place that is already furnished.
Kmart, in an effort to capitalize on Martha’s recent incarceration has changed her “Martha Stewart Everyday” line to “Martha Stewart 2 to 4 Years with the Possibility of Parole” line.
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